Dear Toto

Re: Africa

I am rather puzzled that the swivelling of a senior citizen could in any way be interpreted as "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you", and yet you state that an old man turned to you ''as if to say'' this very statement.

I myself am a pensioner and just the other day had to swerve slightly to avoid some unbagged dog mess on the street, very nearly causing me to lose my balance. I would be very surprised if my canine excrement lurch caused any of the sniggering schoolchildren in attendance to suddenly interpret it as sign language that they should make haste on the basis that they are being expected by a very large Continental landmass.

As much as we admire your splendid mastering of your musical instruments, Toto, we fear that your body linguistic skills may be slightly lacking

Yours

 

Derek Philpott

 

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