Dear T-Spoon

Re: Sex On The Beach 

 

I am utterly appalled by your suggestion Ms Spoon. Please do not contact me again.

Furthermore, Bournemouth Borough Council has installed numerous “CCTV” cameras along the promenade, and would certainly take a dim view of such misbehaviour.

Yours

Wilf Turnbull

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