Dear Mr. Fish,
Re: Sugar Mice
Being on a modest pension I am keen to cut costs where and whenever possible, and, in an attempt to avoid a 'see tickets' booking fee and connect directly with the source I have now sent you no less than 6 cheques in an attempt to purchase 2 tickets for your excellent ''Farewell to Childhood'' performances for my son David and his cousin Rachel who are keen enthusiasts of your 'ouput'. Sadly, the concerts have now long passed and 5 of the envelopes have been returned by the Post Office. One, however, is still unaccounted for and I am worried that it may be cashed by an unscrupulous interceptor.
Are you absolutely positive that your address is No. 1, At The End Of The Bar?
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