Dear Haysi Fantayzee
Re: John Wayne Is Big Leggy
Although a cursory “surf” of the Internet Movie Database clearly reveals the subject of your work to have been 6' 4" before he died, there is no reference whatsoever to his lower limbs being disproportionate to the rest of his body. The premise of the piece is therefore groundless. Please bear this in mind before “penning” any more cod-rockabilly “tunes” pertaining to the abnormal biological structures of mid-20th Century Western film actors. May I also suggest that clarity would be better served by eliminating toddler-speak from your future titles.
Yours
